Tuesday, February 3, 2009

the view from above

every. single. shirt.



do you see that? i'm not kidding you. the stains all come in a variety of shapes and colors, but the location is the same. and it's not like i'm even dropping food on myself. i'll look down about an hour after eating and gasp! there it is. sometimes, like this one, in multiples.

ben told me to clarify this one, because he said it looks like poop. i am here to testify that i am not walking around with poop on myself. one is spaghetti sauce and the other is what i can only guess to be part of a raspberry chiller.

the bad news is, the majority of shirts i wear are not maternity because maternity clothes are so dang expensive that i just make due with what i have. but now not only will my entire wardrobe be stretched out, it will be stained. gonna have to hit this one with some oxy clean tonight.

lovely.

6 comments:

Garry and Mindy said...

First of all I'm amazed that you can make do with non maternity clothes because I was popping out of my maternity clothes before I was even close to delivery with both pregnancies! Second, don't worry about a few stains because after the baby is born you'll be dealing with spit-up and who knows what else all over! :)

The Pyne's said...

you are HILLARIOUS!!!! I had the same problems, I just got so LARGE that my stomach would rub up against everything.....the life of a woman. Good luck getting the stain out!

Joel and Carrie said...

If you look closely, it spells "Get me out of here!" ha ha

Rachel H. said...

story of my life! My shirts = food magnet. Not even when I am eating either! (okay,well, sometimes...) Ihave never understood it...

and I can't believe you aren't in maternity clothes either! You skinny minny!!!

Tui Family said...

Are you sure you didn't take a picture of ALL of my shirts??? I have the same problem...even when I'm not pregnant! lol

Menghinifamily said...

Ha! I had to comment because I usually end up throwing out half my maternity shirts when I am done for this same reason. It was so embarassing when I couldn't see it because it was below my tummy and I would only see at the end of the day in the mirror the huge stain I was wearing all day. Yikes- all the things the baby book doesn't mention.

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