Monday, July 6, 2009

ben's church history.

i had to type this one down to go down in the history of funny church things ben has said to me.


"if i hear one more thing about dry pack canning
i am going to kill somebody and dry pack their body parts."



***he wanted me to include that every sunday during priesthood there is a
20 minute conversation regarding dry pack canning.
he understands that it's important but...so is learning about God.


***he also wants me to include that he hopes no one is offended by that.
and is a big old fan of food storage. "but come on. let's get to the doctrine." --end quote

5 comments:

kedwards said...

Not to be gross or anything, but technically speaking, you would have to wet pack someones body parts. :)

Brooke said...

All I have to say is "AMEN BROTHER!!"

Katie said...
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Marci Ward said...

Baahh ahhaa! He is seriously hilarious! I wanted to start a book of all of the things that Brent says that he thinks are all lovey when really the are NOT romantic. Aren't we so lucky to have such funny guys in our lives!

The Johnson's said...

I totally agree with Ben, something don't have to be told to us every week over and over again. We get it, right!