blast you, E! True Hollywood Story. not only do you come on at the most inopportune times, but i find myself unable to rip my eyes away from you anytime you grace the television screen. kate hudson, alec baldwin, jennifer aniston. it does not matter who it is or how meaningless their actual life is to me, i cannot look away. you are like a bad car crash and i am the one on the sidelines causing the traffic jam on the freeway in rush hour.